I just felt the need to post this snippet of a phone conversation with AmalgamationSage here, because it's the only bit of genuine, anxiety-piercing hilarity I've come across in over a week.
Me: I mean, things like Slendy are bound to leave a trail with their presence, right? If electrical equipment pick up the resonance, then so could we, I bet.
Sage: Oh yeah, definitely. But finding Kay's house will be harder.
Sage: Well we know she's near the Pine Barrens. I'm thinking the most reliable way to do it would be to get a general location by digging through missing persons reports for her godchildren, then stack up the number of times Slenderdouche has popped up around her house and scan the area for that sort of resonance. It wouldn't give us an exact location, but by that point we'd be down to asking neighbors, which shouldn't be too--
Me: Or we could just e-mail her brother and ask for her address.
Sage: -long pause- ...You are no fun at all.
Yes, we're going after Kay. And yes, I'm breaking my own rule on this one in informing you all about it. We've got a plan, and this plan is so unbelievably insane that there will be no preparing for it, no seeing it coming. Nothing could see this coming.
Sage, for the first time since I've known you, I am beginning to take your little "I might be crazy" moniker seriously. O_o
Hold on, Kay. We'll be seeing you soon.